dickgrayson

dickgrayson

I like to make jokes in character. It's kinda funny sometimes...
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Signs of racism 8 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
@u@
found em!
A story about a ram 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
The only thing those hands are touching are yourself.
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Signs of racism 8 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
≥n≤
has anyone seen my glasses?
A story about a ram 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
No one asked.
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Proper eye test 15 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Shit, I think I got laryngitis
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I wanna wear my fursuit to work 10 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Hey, same rules apply, deliver my pizza on time, and we fine.
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How does he not like fish tacos? 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Ladies, I'll do it, just give me an address, and possibly plane tickets!
(imagine this said, in an over the top, fake cheerful/failing to hide the desperation, it's really the only way it's funny)
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Not exactly my Friday night plans 4 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
I work in a grocery store. Once, this big, burly black man (not really important, but the mental imaging makes it funnier), comes up to the register with an eggplant. He looks at me, and says 'I send her the purple pickle, she sends me the wet wet'. I don't even know why it was so funny to me at the time, just the pure ridiculousness of it, and I just start laughing. One of the few good moments I've had with retail.
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That's the truth 12 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
...laser pointers?
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My kind of Meal 5 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Eh, mornings don't really exist for the Bat family. Awake from evenings to late nights only.
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My kind of Meal 5 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
What's breakfast?
Nice try Skynet 11 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
I get that reference!
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Good sleep doggo 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Honestly, desperate enough to try this.
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Cat ignored 2 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
That's uh... the Batcat... long story.
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Gamer 1 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Can't be sure, but that almost looks like a WIC card. Basically, kind of like foodstamps, except what you can get is limited, and different per person, and there are a lot less options.
-a cashier
Futurama Easter Egg in Disenchantment 10 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Y'all realize that Matt Groening produced the Simpsons, Futurama, and this, right? Of course there's gonna be references.
Be very careful! 3 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Do porn
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LED charging cable 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
yeah but like... going to sleep must be tough.
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What have I found 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Late nights on YouTube.
A good show 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Kind of a throwback to Futurama. But not a repeat/unoriginal show.
What have I found 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Canrelate.Jpg 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
You don't know my life...
LED charging cable 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
and will probably stop doing that after like 2 weeks
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How he’s always there for you 8 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
So, I do /what/ with these beanbags?
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