dickgrayson

dickgrayson


I like to make jokes in character. It's kinda funny sometimes...

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F**k people 17 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
No, that's not really how it works. Kids do not take directly after their parents, and tend to be rebellious. So, if a parent tries teaching their children to be respectful, the kid could do the opposite if they wanted to, just because they're mad. Yes, shitty parenting can make bad kids, but, asshole kids are sometimes just asshole kids. I've seen and met some of the nicest, and honestly most tired people, who had to deal with their kids wanting to be bratty at the store I work in. People always are like, 'Well thats the parents fault, they did something wrong.' Tell me, just go ahead and tell me exactly every thing I need to do to be a 'good' parent. Teach me how to micro-manage everything about a child, to make them the perfect being, and so that they'll never even think about rebellion. Sorry, what was that? People aren't all the same, and have distinct personalities?
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Very detailed 14 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
...dick starer...
True tho 10 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
I don't eat ass, so can I be excused from being hated on for not liking pickled or onions on my burger?
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Very detailed 14 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Why do you know so much about horse dick?
Everyone are good inside 15 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
at the Disco?
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Best ship 12 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
IT'S THE QUENSHIEST
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What it takes 7 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
oH
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Everyone are good inside 15 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Splash, sizzle, scream, run, trip, fall.
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What it takes 7 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Not gonna lie, I don't know who this is referencing...
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Everyone are good inside 15 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Something involving weak acid or strong peroxide?
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Got it? 34 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Instead, maybe help that person, let them know what they said, and kindly correct them.
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God is her daddy 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Eh, we're too afraid of real life problems, so we get outraged at things that can't actually hurt us.
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The manager 1 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
You have received the official Support of retail workers everywhere.
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God is her daddy 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Yeah, and, with that attitude? She's gonna be waiting a looong time.
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Why teach a racoon this? 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Do you mean why isn't this the standard thing to teach all racoons?
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You're gonna need a bigger pokeball 3 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
^^^^
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Best ship 12 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
I-I...Uh, wow.
Prepare the sails, and raise the anchor!
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Signs of racism 8 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
@u@
found em!
A story about a ram 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
The only thing those hands are touching are yourself.
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Signs of racism 8 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
≥n≤
has anyone seen my glasses?
A story about a ram 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
No one asked.
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Proper eye test 15 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Shit, I think I got laryngitis
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I wanna wear my fursuit to work 10 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Hey, same rules apply, deliver my pizza on time, and we fine.
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How does he not like fish tacos? 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Ladies, I'll do it, just give me an address, and possibly plane tickets!
(imagine this said, in an over the top, fake cheerful/failing to hide the desperation, it's really the only way it's funny)
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Not exactly my Friday night plans 4 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
I work in a grocery store. Once, this big, burly black man (not really important, but the mental imaging makes it funnier), comes up to the register with an eggplant. He looks at me, and says 'I send her the purple pickle, she sends me the wet wet'. I don't even know why it was so funny to me at the time, just the pure ridiculousness of it, and I just start laughing. One of the few good moments I've had with retail.
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