Do you like corgis?

I've fought your sister! That's a compliment!

Not if I do it first!

I am much more nimble!

fite me

You can borrow mine if you want.

The Daredevil tv series.

The point is, Matt Murdock isn't actually technically blind, she doesn't know that, and he needed an excuse for the bruises. The joke isn't funny when you try to just study whether it's that plausible.

Also, if a human drank enough alcohol based on their body weight, guess what? It'd kill them too! So yeah, same concept applies to dogs, and since most dogs are smaller than humans, this means that it'd take less to kill them than us.

She doesn't have to know that though.

Oil

'Those are some damn good firecrackers!'

I'm white racism, and I found this

Kinky

He was actually in mine a few months ago... I was at work so I couldn't have been there with a big ass fan.

But, I wrote it tomorrow, yesterday.

I dont have a cellphone for Go, or a Switch. Haven't been following the news either.

If we all pool together our money, I think we can all afford trips to Japan.

Scatterbug?

*ashamedly raises hand*

I have seen kids literally be punished, and then immediately try and do the same exact thing about a minute later. The point I'm trying to make here, is blame is NOT 100% the parents fault. They cannot control everything the child does, all the time, and honestly most don't deserve this hard, and negative judgement. Because of all the blame people place on them, I've seen grown adults, who apologize unnecessarily, and are nearly hysterical about how sorry they are. Does that sound mentally healthy to you? Maybe we can all just stop being judgemental assholes, and maybe try to understand what kind of shit they might have to deal with?