Why is 'pimp' not an option?

"Mike"

Maybe he just wanted to shoot someone?

Mom?!

If I heard the sound those rakes were making, I'd cringe myself into oblivion

While this is true, the part that fucks me up more is that we're basically the universe experiencing itself, so without us the universe might as well not even exist

"You can't handle all of this!"

Tyrone?

You wouldn't understand

Plot twist: the lady is the Trix rabbit

Then they both killed themselves

Scoopy Durf

I have no clue why but I thought that was a noose at first..

I'm completely fine with my taxes going to things like this, or national healthcare, if you're not, you're being kinda selfish, plus right now they're mainly going to the Congress's and Senate's pockets, and weapons, which really isn't helping the American people, so yeah, be mad about that