I used to love Captain Underpants when I was younger

It says in that bandits journal that you should look at the claw. This is why reading is important.

Rick Astley for president!

It does everything except tell time

I feel like a lot of people just make up statistics to make them feel better about themselves in every situation possible

I'm sure no one does good for recognition, just to help the world and if not they did it for the wrong reasons

I've had this dream so many times.

"oh no he didn't"

The day I stop gaming is the day I die.. or get severe arthritis whichever comes first.

Never a buy now button when you really need it

I feel sorry for her son

It took me way too long to get this joke

I feel like the male population would drop significantly if women got lasers

Your hair would just appear to have grown a lot too

Wife material.

Why do they get so offended when people call it soccer?

I don't even know I wouldn't talk to myself we'd just game all day

See? It's simple really.

I've never heard of him before today but he was a great man

There has never been a more appropriate time to preach

I can't stop laughing when I look at this

35 years and you still didn't buy a new table?