The pen is mightier than the sword, but the pen is controlled by whoever holds the sword.

I'd be a stay at home dad if my wife earned enough money to support the family yeah

Ahh, I feel like playing San Andreas again.

That looks so uncomfortable though

If I made 25 million dollars I'd retire today

That's really nice of him. I hope everyone has a good day like this.

A couple weeks ago a British sniper killed 3 ISIS terrorists with one bullet.

What if they identify as sealkin?
*Braces self*

I'd just take a picture with them and try not to disturb them.

Damn, he's fucking savage.

Infinity isn't a number, it's a concept.

My cat ran away :(

Also Frank Sinatra

I started a Rock band in high school.

I don't see how you could possibly write enough on your fingers to have enough information to cheat and still pass

Pool is kinda the same and that's fun too.

My nephew can tell the difference and always wants a real controller. :(