lol humans

It really does look like that if you squint or get high or both.

0.5 ml
That's hardly even a sip.

So much champagne, I drowned in it,
OG, rolled a pound of it.

http://www.viralthread.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Rihanna-and-Chris-Brown-Cover-Photo.jpg
Sorry you had to see that.
(Not really, the situation sucked tho)

I'm the 420th like.
#FourTwentyComingSoon

That leaf better keep me stoned for a week.

*insert comment that ignores dead body and criticizes her organization skills*

Damn, that scorpion is so close to being stung by that other scorpion.

Attention-Deficit-High-Definition TV Vizio, Samsung, Android, emulators, epsxe, PlayStation, Sony, Xbox, Microsoft, fanboys, rage war in the comments, political bullshit, you know what's buuuuullllshiit?!?!, CD case security tabs, store, Mall, Adidas, swag.
What was I talking about again?

*twists both handles all the way to the left*

https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU

N O__S A F E T Y
S M O K I N G__F I R S T

'thraight up 'thavage.

W e l c o m e__t o__C l u b__S o d a

Monkey taste bad.