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If only you could close it 18 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
Ahh, the old fuck it drawer.
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You should Always have the choice 61 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
Bodily autonomy ftw
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Sexy dad 4 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
It's like they shaved a chimpanzee and let it ride a motorcycle.
Green fire sh 10 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
I'm doing this.
It's What I Imagine 6 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
Same.
The sad truth :( 9 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
I have it on PSP
The correct way to escape a sinking car 27 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
You are overthinking it too much, yet not offering any solutions. I'm not trying to be cunty, just saying.
Yes, prevention is super important, I agree with that.
You should do everything you can to prevent situations like this, but at the same time you gotta be prepared for when shit goes sooouuuth.
I guess everyone thinks differently though.
The correct way to escape a sinking car 27 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
One more piece of advice I will leave you with is to avoid tunnel vision, which is where your vision becomes more narrow and it gets harder to think.
Just take a 3-7 deep breaths while still making moves and your vision will be clearer and you will be able to think better and keep your cool, increasing your chances of quickly composing or remembering a plan and of surviving.
Now good day to you sir, maam, apache helicopter, whatever gender you identify as.
And sorry for any troubles. :)
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The correct way to escape a sinking car 27 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
Err...you can keep your ball to yourself.
I won't exchange insults as it is not bourgeois.
I will quit pointing out flaws and actually try to help people, so here we go:
Rule number one:
Don't panic. You can be anxious, excited, etc. But try not panic and you'll be fine.
However, if you feel you must panic, allot some time for panicking ( like 5 mins ) if time permits. In this situation, I'd take 10-15 seconds to get the initial panicking out of my system as the car is sinking but after time is up, then you have to "snap" yourself out if it. This will require summoning some courage. But makes the situation a bit more manageable.
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The premise of every horror film 14 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
The stand up comedians were right.
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Tiny spiders are adorable 13 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
It was throwing up spider gang signs.
S p i d e r G a n g
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When smokestacks collide 5 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
This is better than dominoes.
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The correct way to escape a sinking car 27 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
You have the B A L L S tell us to drive more carefully..then in the same sentence you say "NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO." as if it was completely inevitable.
l o g i c .
I'ma get high til this makes sense.
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I wheezed 9 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
How y'all gonna down vote me for agreeing?
Y'all really are petty as fuck. Damn.
I wheezed 9 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
I know that. I'm just pointing out that so many media companies have used "Illuminati" symbolism to make their stuff more interesting and "edgy" for more views and money. That's it.
I wheezed 9 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
Nonono I said Big Sean specifically is not in the illuminati. Please don't get twist my words.
Read again. And closer.
I DID say that the illuminati is not real, but not because of Big Sean praising Christianity. That was just to say that he wasn't affiliated with them.
And really. There's no way to prove that there isn't illuminati, like how you can't 100℅ disprove "god".
However, through close examination and some common sense, you can come up with a very close estimate of what the reality actually is.
I'm not here to hate on anyone or their beliefs.
Believe what you want, but in my reality there is no Illuminati.
I wheezed 9 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
Ehh, illuminati is not real, I promise.
You know Big Sean is not Illuminati because he praises his Christian religion in his new hit single "Bounce Back".
It's a made up group that gets rappers money just for having " symbolism" and direct references to "Illuminati"
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DJ Na-Tex
Need a VIP ticket for this ride 20 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
#TeamVirgin
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My girl does this all the time 29 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
But it isn't stealing if he lets you.
Just take that hoe and RUUUUUN!
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When you get too wise 10 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
lol religion
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Damn pepsi fan boys 5 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
Cocaine Cola used to be my favorite until I tried Pepsi for the first time in a while. I just realized Pepsi has a real nice Citrus taste.
If Coca-Cola makes a citrus version I might try it.
But until then, yes I am a Pepsi fanboy and I don't give a fuck who knows it.
P e p s i
My girl does this all the time 29 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
That 3rd panel is me with stashing stuff in my hoodie.
HAES activists are dropping like flies 25 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
I like the way you think.
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Don't judge me steam 2 comments
dj_na_tex · 7 years ago
421st like.
Because I got high.
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