Don't forget Das Boot!! ;)

You're supposed to change everyday, but that's to give the fabric a rest & chance to go back into shape. Washing should be done by hand several times a month & then air dried. Will make your bras last forever!

I can't reply directly to some of the guests, but to all the guys complaining about being friend zoned, let me offer some well intentioned advice: What are you besides "nice?" What do you have to offer the world? How can you improve yourself and be a better person? Second, I hear all the time "these jerks always have beautiful girlfriends..." Are you sure she's beautiful on the inside?
Are you too busy trying to get with the attractive ones and overlook what may be a wonderful woman who would return your gestures of affection simply because she might not be traditionally beautiful or may be overweight? Some things to think about...
Check these links for some more perspective:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylxDvthI54s&sns=em
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/

Duh, you slap that manwhore for not giving you a cut of the profits for posing like that for the dirty old men he meets in chat rooms! Girl, don't you know you have to keep your pimp hand strong? Amateurs.

Humiliating people for their choice of clothing is what's inappropriate. There's tons of great info out there about people who don't conform to gender norms. Try some enlightenment (the film Ma Vie en Rose about a child going through the difficulties of gender dysphoria is a great place to start.)

Humiliating people for their choice of clothing is what's inappropriate. There's tons of great info out there about people who don't conform to gender norms. Try some enlightenment (the film Ma Vie en Rose about a child going through the difficulties of gender dysphoria is a great place to start.)

Humiliating people for their choice of clothing is what's inappropriate. There's tons of great info out there about people who don't conform to gender norms. Try some enlightenment (the film Ma Vie en Rose about a child going through the difficulties of gender dysphoria is a great place to start.)

^ Damn it, thought I was signed in...I stand by my previous comment & didn't intend anonymity. :P

^ Damn it, thought I was signed in...I stand by my previous comment & didn't intend anonymity. :P

What's funny is you think they won't share those same stories with a future boyfriend...as a parent, I'm all for equality, especially when exacting a little revenge thru embarrassment for all the stuff my kids have put me thru over the years... ;)

Oh yeah, well I have two word reminder for ya: tentacle porn.

So for a week people left their cars parked next to, looked at, and photographed a dead cat in a lot & no one thought to clean it up, or do anything to help the other cat? And then someone thought "Yeah...I should put this photo on Funsubstance!" WTF is wrong with people, seriously?