I can be surprisingly bleak for someone who is normally so happy.

I think not a failure yet would be more appropriate. Let's wait and see if we survive the End of Everything.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat how did you know?!
Yes I totally love comics. Marvel 4lyfe

Pst. Say, "Hi sherloki, nice to meet you!"

WAIT YOUVE NEVER MET A GIRL WHO LIKES COMICS

Okay, so you're not an asshole. That's good news. Have you ever felt like nerdy girls are fake?

Possibly. Which is horrible. Are you an asshole?

You should watch Supernatural

Not yet we didn't

We're sitting right next to each other. We be twin sistahs, ma bro

NOT WHEN FACED WITH THE WRATH OF A KULL OR A DRAGON YOU ARENT

DO NOT INSULT ME BY SUGGESTING THAT I READ SUCH A THING. GO RUN INTO BATTLE AGAINST A KULL, YOU PEASANT

Excuse me, but this wonderful and intelligent young man has just validated what I already told you. My title is perfect, so shut yer mouth before I stuff my dirty panties into it.

YES THANK YOU HA TAKE THAT SHADOWQUEEN MY TITLE IS PERFECT I KNEW IT

Success can defined in multiple ways. So, are we a success but which definitions?