I can't breath because of him, and I wasn't even there.

Every time I see this, I can't help but laugh uncontrollably.

Where are these men? All I've managed to find are boys who think they are men. :(

Marvel: Every character ever dies, but not really

I know of the Chinese woman, she terrorized so many people. It came to a point where governments made peace negotiations with her. She ended up retiring and living the rest of her life comfortably.

Not almost sexy. Yes sexy.

Such beauty... Such elegance...

IT'S "NOT FEELING WELL" DAMMIT

*twitch*

Hello!

I am so sorry

Well, now I know what anon stands for. Tool me long enough

Let's not be feminists, let's be equalitists. If a woman wants to be a stay at home mom, then she has every damn right to! If a man wants to be a stay at home dad, he has every right. Men and women should be able to live their lives however they please (assuming it isn't a murderous or something sort of lifestyle) without scrutiny from society. Go equality for everyone!

Looks like demons to me

You pull your hand back, a shriek building up in your throat. A face becomes visible, and words form from its lips. Shaking your head frantically, you try to say no. But it's too late, you remember now. You're living a lie, a fantasy. The face has just reminded you that you murdered your family...for a Klondike bar.

I aspire to reach that level

If I'm depressed and anxious, does that mean I'm a Time Lord?

Orwell's Animal Farm

I'm actually concerned about the 29%

She's Long Gone by The Black Keys. I don't know, I love The Black Keys.

It wants to murder my family

Isn't this guy on the cover of the Arctic Monkey's album Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not, but with less hair in this picture?...