[email protected] 23 comments
doge · 10 years ago 1
Jennifer Lawrence is fat? Oh yeah? Can I be "fat" too 26 comments
doge · 10 years ago
IM BETTER THAN YOU, GUESTS
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Jennifer Lawrence is fat? Oh yeah? Can I be "fat" too 26 comments
doge · 10 years ago
I simply didn't want guests to see Jennifer Lawrence like this
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Female nicolas cage 7 comments
doge · 10 years ago
Oh gosh....
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This happens to me with every picture of me. 8 comments
doge · 10 years ago
Why must you
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Nobody suspects a thing 13 comments
doge · 10 years ago
I would reblog this cause there's a stop sign two stories high
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f*ckin Carl 14 comments
doge · 10 years ago
Such stupide. Very Carl. Shit so.
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And then they get a bad score and you feel like crying 13 comments
doge · 10 years ago
Well just because they can't do something, doesn't mean they don't know the how it's supposed to properly look. Plus, some of them are former Olympians. And they actually do take some non performance things into account. I found this out earlier today lol.
If you went later in round 1 and had to do your 2nd run in the early round, they're slightly less harsh on the judging (at least in the figure skating). And if the figure skaters do big twirls or spins in the 2nd half of the performance, the judges understand the legs are slightly more fatigued so won't be as harsh. But they're still Olympic judges and they will be strict
The beatles "hey jude" 17 comments
doge · 10 years ago
And...........
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The counterattack against grammar Nazism has begun 18 comments
doge · 10 years ago
Yer*
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I like my hot tubs like my women 3 comments
doge · 10 years ago
I like staying in hot tubs a lot longer... If you're catching my drift
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So I might actually be really attractive? 11 comments
doge · 10 years ago
Sure
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As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion 9 comments
doge · 10 years ago
I'm confused
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Restroom with a breathtaking view 15 comments
doge · 10 years ago
Hey look, that cry baby I was arguing with earlier can finally breathe and relax cause there's some privacy in this toilet.
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Very original last two guys 4 comments
doge · 10 years ago
What show is this?
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1337 3 comments
doge · 10 years ago
What do you think he did to earn all those medals?... Probably threw knife from cross the map
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Bathrooms at the winter Olympics 16 comments
doge · 10 years ago
You're clearly missing the point. You expect them to just not even attempt to stop or slow down performance enhancers? That shows no power. It's the Olympics and they're trying to keep a standard. Plus they're world class athletes, and since I'm guessing you've never been part of a locker room, athletes doesn't care about walking around naked; they do it all the time in locker rooms.
Again, "let's stop searching people at airports because it surely won't stop terrorists". That's what you sound like.
Bathrooms at the winter Olympics 16 comments
doge · 10 years ago
They are trying the best they can to prevent any kind of unfair advantages. I as a travel athlete who dealt with drug tests and open stalls (no doors, but there were walls) know that it's not stupid. The fact that you're being a fucking ass makes you stupid by calling this stupid. The statement I and the guest made are clear as day.
What you're saying is basically like saying "it's stupid to search people at airports because terrorists are going to attack either way".
Congrats on getting me out of character, but don't give me sass
Bathrooms at the winter Olympics 16 comments
doge · 10 years ago
Its so no one can inject themselves with anything
A+ for phonetics 2 comments
doge · 10 years ago
A Rock Bottom
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Are you on a party, David? 12 comments
doge · 10 years ago
You better not be on a party
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Man's best friend 11 comments
doge · 10 years ago
Te second picture, the dogs snout looks like rhino
Eleventh picture, "senior year, they still don't know I'm a dog"
Sixteenth picture, DO IT!!!
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Creative desktop icon placing 10 comments
doge · 10 years ago
I wish I still had windows 7.. Windows 8 sucks
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Anon texting his crush 9 comments
doge · 10 years ago
Then people will see it say "edited" and everyone will know
Pretty much all of us 6 comments
doge · 10 years ago
Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow! That was pretty neat!
Announcer: oh what a mistake! He must hate himself
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