Funny and cute! But lemme guess he pulls you on the walk and chokes himself? I can leash train dogs, even over the internet, just lemme know if you need advice xD
Not being a killjoy, it really is funny.

The breed is one of the most driven breeds. Yes they WERE bred to be territorial, but if you train them and give them another job, they can be the sweetest dogs in the world.
Thanks for your sacrifice, Oogy!

If its abuse then yea its terrible FOR EITHER GENDER, but it if its you know he tells a funny joke thats sorta mean and you slap him XD.

I did that yesterday and I had to shout "Sorry! I'm not mad!"

That was easy XD

You spelled Natural wrong.

My brother was playing Black ops II and my grandpa was over and it was really awkward cause he used to be a soldier.

That's hilarious!

Sure it was ;)!