No metal door is a match for my corrosive urine!

TREATS

Yes, 'chocolate'

I'll poo on you too!
*evil laughter followed by a coughing fit*

I need treats

I poo'd on the throne

Probably female, with large breasts.

Bark

*whine*

Good boye doin a heckin comfort

Yeah well, what if I look really sad at you?

That's quackers

Mmm nuggets
*nom*

But how would a cat make...not cats?

Did you go through the alley behind McDonald's? I can taste nuggets

I swear, you're a kitten factory

mlem

Goodest pups

Henlo

Fine, I'll eat ur shoes