Zoey Kennedy

dolphinmaster77


— Zoey Kennedy Report User
What would you do if you had god-like powers? 12 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Probably just leave earth and explore.
Wise men say 7 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
If a recipe doesn’t say: “add garlic to taste” I’ll fucking add that step.
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Mr valentine's is savage and we know it 5 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Kindness*
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Hard to be mad when you're having such a good time 7 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Fuck, I can’t even deny it.
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Mr valentine's is savage and we know it 5 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Always loved my robot son.
Well played, Mr. Shrimp 7 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Begs the question: why doesn’t it just always do this rather than bothering with modular camouflage
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This won the internet for me today 8 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Yeah and if you put a 9mm in a .38 pistol it won’t fire so it’s a significant difference.
When I try to make an engineering related joke to non-engineer friend 7 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
“Did y’all know I’m in the military”
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Logic I can get behind 4 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Ok well chocolate is a vegetable. No matter how you slice it.
Had to remake it based on current events 12 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Lol ok man keep your blinders on. Even with inflated numbers the numbers are still way too high for a developed country.
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Boy..... Now that I look back, it was a great movie 2 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
One of my favourites. “MultiPass” O-O
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Logic I can get behind 4 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Fruits salad. Potato salad, kale salad, etc.
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'Bestest best friend ever' 1 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Or maybe just a real best friend?
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Had to remake it based on current events 12 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Sure keep rationalizing it that way.
Had to remake it based on current events 12 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Yeah well in some ways i’d Rather die than be strapped with debt for the rest of my life.
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Lawyer.Exe has encountered an error 3 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
But sometimes monkey brain
You've probably never heard of Diana 8 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Exactly it’s literally been in storyline that everyone in the Justice League usually needs to work together to take on superman or others of his power level i’m Not trying to be an asshole it’s just I hate fan fiction taking liberties.
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You've probably never heard of Diana 8 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Reaaaaaally gonna try to make Wonder Woman stronger than Superman?
Denis you muppet. 13 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
If I kicked someone in the vag they’re not getting up for awhile I know that.
Well.. Uh it worked! You are right! 3 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Yes this! It’s like a procedural crime show but the criminals are diseases.
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I,ll cut you too 9 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Wikipedia says that a sword is a bladed weapon intended for slashing that is longer than a knife or dagger so I do believe this qualifies as a sword.
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I,ll cut you too 9 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
I dunno what makes something I sword is the question here I suppose
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I,ll cut you too 9 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
Now that’s a knife.
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Wholesome farmers 8 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
God I love when community prevails
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One day I'll beat Total War 3 comments
dolphinmaster77 · 4 years ago
My overexpanding empire in Civ always wins.
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