Thinking a good thing about someone and not saying it is like having a present for them and not giving it.

Australia, right?

People hate their dogs eating cat poo out of the kitty litter tray, but hey, it saves me having to scoop it out!

God those kids are cute. Scooter's cute too.

Well done, you! What a lovely job you did.

Cat fascinated by friendly dolphins.

I have a dream that one day my kids won't be too scared of cops to look them in the eye or walk away from them or in any way be involved with them in case they get a broken neck or bullets in the back.

Frozen is NOT the first Disney movie to be completely overrated.

Aaaaaand this is why Amsterdam's a druggie wonderland.

Does anyone else remember their mum calling it "The Curse"?

Yeah, when you're going through the LIVING HELL that is a period, you need any help you can get...

Movie? Anyone?

Plant some fucking trees, arseholes.

I have tear in my eyes. I want one so badly. Oh god.

Amazing. Incredible. Thank you.

Vale Decem... haven't stopped crying.

Rory could have used one of these.

That's not a bitchy face. That's an "I'm going to kill you and your entire family" face.

Oooooh, cute, oooooh, cute, oooooh, cute... JEEESUS! SATAN'S SPAWN!

It sounds heartbroken.

The dog's like five minutes old and already he knows his purpose in life. Poor little dude, this is like trying not to fall asleep in a History lecture just after lunch on a sunny afternoon.

Funny, that's what my kids say to me.

I thought so till now and I'm 50. I'm going to check this out before I believe it...