A few years ago I had this snack kit waiting for me in the fridge and I was so excited for it and I got home and my brother was eating it. So many emotions were going but mainly the feeling of rage and utter defeat

I just got back a couple weeks ago. I joke that I gained all the muscle back in my ankle since I broke it over the summer

Keep in mind he doesn't speak English... Just throwing that out there...

Poor thing... I honestly feel bad for people that are this delusional

At least you tried

I just went to Disneyland a couple weeks back and sooo many people had selfie sticks. They just looked weird to be honest...

It looks liks the transition image for Sportscenter

Ya it's pretty clear I ain't no great saint
But I can pray it pray it
So hard it make God faint

And it's not like the parody was making fun of Taylor Swift that much... I mean ya like it was about a guy trying to kill and rape her which is weird but its not wrecking her reputation in anyway, at least in my opinion. Companies need to chill out and Shane made a good point that Sony has bigger problems right now with that movie coming out...

The happiness that digital snow brings

Inconsiderate assholes...

Finger pointer?

If she's just going to string you along ditch her. Girls like that aren't worth your time :)

Doing a math exam on the computer that you can't use a calculator for; this would come in handy

Toad is my spirit animal

You forgot the long, greased back hair and fancy boat docked on their private island in the background

In a lot of prisons, inmates actually gang up on child molesters or anyone in there because of something they did to a child.