If you have a thigh gap, you can't catch food in your lap when you drop it while sitting... Just saying

Canadian geese and Justin Beiber are the only rude Canadians

Reminds me of a planet in Super Mario galaxy

I never gave a fuck anyway

I am one of you

Shall we summon the pit of death for these two?

I had a dream everynight for a week that I took down this highly wanted criminal and then Ellen interviewed me and it was like the best dream ever

I have like 10 copies of this card in case I have to give it to someone I don't know well

Obama: Grr I'm gonna eat your spleen!
Michelle: Honey, shut up, you're the president
Obama: No, I'm the SPLEEN MONSTER! GRR

I thought the blue dude at a really gross mustache, it looked so greasy

He EXCELLED in his art

I love that so much

Hey guys I'm here for the cupc... Wait what?

I remember being on a plane to Ontario and they had to wait for that plane to move or something so we couldn't land for an extra 20 minutes. Basically we did circles for 20 minutes

This is so accurate its scary... And depressing...

His Wikipedia page says that he is a dinosaur

I wonder what he was on while making these...

I think you may have found the best roommate ever

Amen

I took me a second but that is smooth as fuck

Arnold became kind of attractive... Just saying