I know not with what weapons world war III will be fought. But world war IV will he fought with the yellow looks like a princess nothing to do something with the yellow princess

Best pocket watch!

My new year's resolution is to Liyue before the end of this

You've heard of elf on the shelf well, get ready for the imaginary friend request from the first day

I'm on the naughty list because I have been trying to get a chance to do SOMETHING

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me I'll be in the future quests for the start of the first day of the first day of the first day of the first day of the first day of the...
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Ok I get it it's the first day!

Oh I love the idea of a sex swing, but how does one use such an interesting device?

My cat allergies don't allow that. But then again I never listen to them

Aww thank you!!

I put a spell on you and now you have to wait until you are ready for depression

I once had a dream where I was in a train, and the train driver announced something like brace yourselves. Then, the train started filling up with water, the walls turned to glass and everyone on the train turned into fish. The train released us into the ocean, there I made friends with a real fish and fishy me had adventures with a sassy fish :D

When I die, my internet history isn't that important...
But I beg you to delete my calculator history! That is the real embarrassment

Jokes on you Debbie, I'm into that!

I called them "DAAAD THERE IS A THING IN MY ROOM, COME KILL IT!!"

Grab my favourite character from the balcony and enjoy it.

Spanish Macho Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his promotions, has been arrested on suspicion of a murder during his cute anime show you can see it in Wattpad.

I want the stick!

He's a treasure

Eren: "I ate my dad!"

Perfect for stabbing people you don't like

Time to start another 5 :D