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For those who like surreal flying whales 5 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Honestly, I would shit my pants if I saw this.
I think I need this fridge 6 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Think? Is there really any thinking that you need to do?
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That's right, you do you 7 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
This. This is how you live life.
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minimum 12 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
what font is this? I want to use it.
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I think that this is a real problem 46 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
we need to start a zero-tolerance policy. Get's rid of a lot of people really fast.
So sick of this sexist stereotype 7 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
I thought that this was gonna be some feminist thing and go off on a rant on whoever put this up.
Dinner with a view 20 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
I like how no one is ever worried that they might drop their selfie sticks, in their mind, they just think "It's okay, I have an iron grip and will never drop this."
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A creative bookshelf staircase idea 4 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Wife: Honey, can you get me the book off the bottom shelf?
Me: No.
16 Things you only see on public transport 12 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
I don't even know who to look at for the 16th one.
I got you something 1 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
*Slaps cup out of hand* SMASH
*Walks out of room while flipping off boss*
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Now that's art 8 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Oh, sorry dude. My bad. I don't like haters. Not one of those people, but I like art, and it's really cool. Just a ton of lead and ink for it.
Now that's art 8 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Wow, really? You don't have to be an asshole over a joke.
Still Can’t Believe All These Were In A Kid's Book 25 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
So, are you saying that these thing's aren't still creepy as f*ck?
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Now that's art 8 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
What an incredible, amazing, WASTE OF LEAD!! How much lead went into that thing?
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Cuteness 8 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
omg, as soon as I saw this my eyes started to water. Such cry. very sad
I'm swooning 11 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Hey gurl, are you constipated, because you're bootyful
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Such an inspiring melody 8 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Roses are gray
Violets are a different shade of gray
Let's go chace cars
-Bo burnham
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Let's get with the times 'murica 21 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Ok, listen, to do this, it would cost billions of dollars, because everyone would have to change all of the math books and anything that has any type of measurement that isn't already in the metric system, plus they would have to change all of the road signs and it would just be a huge hassle for everyone. While I agree it would be easier, it would cause a shit ton of $$$
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fukin apple 41 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
And you're gonna have to sign a mandatory contract that is going to last 2 years, to make sure that you won't leave you iPencil or iEraser anywhere.
fukin apple 41 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
I swear, this country is going to go to hell with all the stupid crap we're pumping out. Any of you seen idiocracy? The world is gonna end up like that.
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I agree. 33 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
True.
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I agree. 33 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
True, but they are the main source of drugs coming from another country to the US, and the majority of the immigrants are coming from Mexico, not saying that you're wrong, you are right, just that you have to see the whole picture of why he's saying what he is.
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I agree. 33 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
now don't get me wrong, there are good immigrants to that are helping our country and making a difference, and Donald trump is just trying to get more people like that. Productive and active members of society.
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I agree. 33 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
Now, some of this may be true, but think about it, why really should we be taking all of these people in, when (and i'm only saying this towards some of them) they are taking our jobs, and coming into this country so that they can get away from what they think is a bad life to raise our tax dollars, not bother to learn the language and create violent gangs that are in no way helping out civilization.
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I agree. 33 comments
dozier524 · 9 years ago
underyourbed Arnold Schwarzenegger ran for office before he was a movie star, so he was completely into political stuff before he was even thinking about being in movies.