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tangled 3 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
I think personally that the reflection is cooler
Arts 10 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
Sorry about that
The world may never know 8 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
Nope. All wrong. It's magic science stuff.
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Mug with a lock 6 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
Tilt the mug. Less coffee but at least you can still use it
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Most creative punishment ever 10 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
3 loads of laundry would take me about 5 hours to do because I have fairly old machines, = 300 points. IF you prepare and cook dinner, 50 more. Loda the dish washer afterwards, and clean the dishes another 50. In one day you've earned 400 points. The next day, clean out the microwave and take out the trash. 30 min of work right there. Get 2 days of grounding.
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I finally found it 8 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
Wasn't this built somewhere in china? If I am thinking of the correct place?
10+ weird shower thoughts that are going to blow your mind 9 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
I'm 16 and I try to ignore cat puke all that I can until one of my brothers picks it up
Why does that happen? 11 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
And some people have extreme allergic reactions to this, and get bumps that end up swelling up to around 3-4 inches, like a bee sting allergic reaction occasionally. Except these fuckers are so small that it's sometimes impossible to even tell unlike bees.
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So someone asked for a cartoonized portrait (inspired by Rob De Jesus) 89 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
Hey ya'll go ahead. It'll be a min. Lost my phone so I gotta go back everything up onto a new one. Sorry
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A treehouse 7 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
yup. that is indeed. a treehouse
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Just a prank bro 5 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
Ok, for #6, idk if it's just me but if I'm drinking soda, it's either flat as hell or gone by the time the ice melts, so that wouldn't do anything.
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Some people need to know this 5 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
Baby finger nails
Having a dad is too mainstream 8 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
What if he was just taken in for public intoxication and he would get out the next night? I'd just make it up to him by giving him $20,000 the next day
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Ever wondered what you look like as a cartoon? 12 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
ok, I'll see if I can find a good one and then I'll post it on the funsubstancers page
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Ever wondered what you look like as a cartoon? 12 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
Can anyone do me. I can post a picture
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The numbers talk by themselves 35 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
Yes, but also most jobs that still do pay minimum wage, such as people working at McDonalds, should not be complaining, and saying that we need to bring it up to $15 an hour. why the fuck should they get paid more than, for the sake of the argument, I'll use a common one that I see, an ambulance driver, who earns between 11-16 dollars per hour. Now if we were to raise that then it would screw them over, creating a society in which people would be more likely to do the more menial tasks for more money, then to do important jobs, such as that to help others out.
Oh, damn boy 4 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
I went back to this post looking for puns in the comment section, and was disappointed.
Thanks genetics! 14 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
@my-ex
What happened?!?! 9 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
it's not even that good honestly.
Light your matches like a pro 5 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
yes, plz. Someone
Little girl absolutely nails geography test 18 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
Well in that case, what do you guys think led to the original explosion anyways? Do you believe in the theory that there is an expanding and contracting universe, and when we hit a point where we stop expanding, we contract, and eventually everything will become one small bubble again and just restart? Or it just popped.
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They all got 1st prize 2 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
But it's not.
Just a firefly revelation 7 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
How do reavers wash their spears? They put it through the Wash
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Can anyone? 12 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
@me
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How awkward can it get? Share yours! 44 comments
dozier524 · 6 years ago
Okay, and ttyl
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