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The newton dilemma 5 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
Gotta increase that mASS
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Musta been Chipotle 2 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
No one other than Thor or Cap is gonna win the hop-scotch match.
Yay free nips! 32 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
I wish
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I like to live dangerously 11 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
Yes, but did u dronk all the good ocean juice
Made by Jeremy Renner 6 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
If you use an ancient arrow u can one hit him bro, I mean you won't get your infinity stones back because no loot drop, but I mean. He'll be gone.
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Statement 16 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
Feels welcomed. Intrigued by large red button
This Lego ad is Brilliant, I am impressed  2 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
Where is her torso
Statement 16 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
misunderstanding looking for a more clear answer from someone who joined the conversation too late and should probably butt out
Probably The Worst Things For Left-handed People 20 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
The lefty glove is actually right handed...
It's sad 7 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
Well that makes sense. It makes it more readily available to everyone. While ink should be cheaper, it is better for humanity if blood is cheaper in my opinion.
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Wait a minute 9 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
Or if there is pants, why the hell are they so high up on her legs?
Too deep 2 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
Crazy bitch #3
Say Goodbye to Toilet Paper 6 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
How do you poop with this on your asshole?
Girl rescues kitty off the streets 14 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
My cat when she was 12 actually, died of a tumor, and we had no idea. But there were some warning signs that we never actually saw, like she would roll over onto her back and start meowing at us as if to say something was wrong with her stomach, and one day we took her to the vet to see what was wrong and when they pulled her out onto the table they inspected her for a little, figured out what it was, and then a couple minutes later she fell asleep and didn't wake up again. Just remember if your pet is acting weird take it as a sign. She could have lived longer and was probably the best pet I've ever owned to this day.
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They keep adding letters to this bs 34 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
It's time to stop
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Its so weird 4 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
My parents did the exact same thing, but they've tried to quit smoking and have made some progress. My grandpa did the same thing to them actually. Smoking can ruin your life and it is addicting. It leads you down a path that can ruin everything that you've worked for in your life and they have become stuck on that path. The problem that they are facing is much greater than you starting it, and they don't want to watch you throw your life away. They're trying to save you from the same fate they are suffering from.
David vs Goliath 6 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
Huh, didn't know we only had 556 hockey players.
People VS. People (TM) 11 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
'Twas a joke
Eminem 37 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
Good lord. @asteroid chill the fuck out. Why are you so buttmad about Eminem anyways
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Exterminate them 17 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
Don't worry you guys, there was a huge influx of people wanting to Read to him right after this was posted.
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Always look for the people that are helping 6 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
Yes, but tout of the 16,000 retweets and 45,000 likes, how many people truly came through?
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Easter egg 6 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
"Maaan, we ain't found shit."
People VS. People (TM) 11 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
I got cancer reading this. Now I'm, catriggered
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Tips to make your life easier 3 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
If you press option, shift and then up or down on your volume, there is 4 little volume taps in-between each normal one
The face of true joy 4 comments
dozier524 · 2 years ago
Damn, never realized how jacked he was.
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