Who said I was gonna stop being ew?

Ok phew

Sweet, endless supply of skin

I'd take off the skin. I need that skin for different purposes

*pulls the object from your maw*

*opens your mouth*

Shit, I guess my Ew persona is actually me just being insane

*catches you*

It's pretty similar to my list, my only differences were mocking spongebob for may, the snapchat hotdog for july, elf on the shelf jokes for september, mans not hot for november, and earth chan for december.

Best line of the whole movie

The chokey?

*pries your mouth open*

My roommates were up last night with friends until 2am but I'm ok with that bc I'm also always up past 2am so it balances out

Say exactly this in the other room while drunk. Also he revealed that he despises hazbin with a passion so now I gotta hide my enjoyment of that near him or else risk getting into a big fight. I'm just so annoyed with him right now