I usually think about how much I love my gf after doing the deed, so I'm pretty much the opposite lol

I'm definitely a 1, I've remembered details so minute its ridiculous

High school girls: "Omg Tyler is such a stud"
Tyler:

I may or may not need an explanation

Tell me more

Why does he have a steak for a tongue

Sex, cooking, and wolf raising

To be is to do

But women are scary

Meat Rat :D

The whole club was lookin at jeans

Skull pog?

Type O: a mispelling