I assume it's supposed to be "say no to drugs, say yes to pizza", but you do NOT mess up that bad by accident alone

Is everyone in creative or survival?

Isn't what's being described here the rapture?

Practicing mysterious alchemy sounds like a dream come true for me

What if I chose to be gargamel over a smurf?

It kinda looks like where you fight Gwyndolin

sometimes you might want someones son too

Aww man

...sure!

My favorite deck was always fire kings :D

Wow! I never knew he was German either!

Oh my god I just realized your name is actually "Karlboll", I've been pronouncing it "Karboll" for YEARS

Precisely! Thank you very much!

well, I think its a lovely account with a lovely premise :D
and if you wish, I can pretend you are a different person

are you not the same user as @happy_frog? if not then dang, thats an impressive coincidence