What's the anime?

I wanna be made into either a gemstone and set into a sword hilt, or have the ashes mixed with iron to make the steel of a blade.

Awesome! Unfortunately even if he's super-morbidly obese, there wouldn't be enough of him to make 2 eye-sized diamonds. Making 2 small diamonds that are then each set in another, artificial gemstone as pupils could work.

Horizon Zero Dawn is free now? What about the DLC?

You call UNO, only for your nephew to reveal he was holding 2 cards together to look like 1.

What's that scene from?

What anime is this?

But people tried to "cancel" Nagatoro?

My library has something wrong with their system and apparently hasn't been able to do anything about it. I don't know if it only happens with my account or not, but if I have a book or something overdue, there's like a 1 in 10 chance it'll just delete all record of them having that item from their system...

As someone who only had the gameboy versions, slightly less protective. They were fun, sure, but since a lot of the best features didn't exist, I never really got the hype.

There's a few issues with the "condom on forearm" argument.
1) Forearm has bones and more sturdy "meat". If you have that much pressure on your penis, you're likely to come across issues. - Solution: Get properly sized condoms. They come in larger sizes for a reason.
Just don't pull the "oops it slipped off, guess I can't use one" thing by intentionally getting an oversized condom because you don't like them.
2) Overtaxing the latex is a good way to weaken and tear the condom. If it's undersized, there's greater risk of a containment breach. Which can lead to STI spread or unwanted pregnancy.

Born after 2000 means they'd be Gen-Z Falcons, if human generation were applied...