no. just no. you don't eat your pet, you just don't.

dude, minnesota gets to -30 almost every year. The record low is -60. -4 is like average temperature in December.

i'm gen Z and i collected almost 800 pokemon cards and watched vhs movies and had the pens with the different colored ink and didn't get a smartphone when i was super young and that made the weird "S" and had a walkman. that stuff isn't just for 90's kids

all capitalism does is make people work for however much money they want to earn, sure you won't start making money right away but if you try hard enough you could make tons of money

that's not how it works at all

Sounds awesome

I thought it was a pool table for like three minutes!

I dont get it

THE CONE IS ESCAPING!

And then theres me with my birds that go insane whenever i get near them.

I wish my mom was like that

His skin turned white from falling into the chemicals at acme chemicals

Well, another movie that looks epic but i probably wont ever get to watch!

How is this so perfectly accurate

When i was dealing with depression my parents didnt do anything. My mom made it a million times worse actually. I just want to say, i hope no one else has to go through that.

I hope i never end up like that

I want this meme to come back

WHERE CAN I BUY IT

Im scared to death of it. It would be cool to visit or wade in but I would NEVER swim in it.
And thats the story on how im never going surfing!

Honestly, my worst fear is to become someone like that.

No.

i,1. The space that confused everyone. If you dont know what im talking about read it out loud.