Hooray, free sugar!

It's Frodo's summer trailer

And bowser takes the lead!!

Ah, the days of Dionysus.

Or all the men can adapt to the cold like Wim Hoff (he climbs mountains wearing only shorts and shoes). You'll only be speeding up natural selection by killing off the ones who aren't able to adapt.

Disney already sorta did this with Kim possible.

In south Dakota school doesn't get canceled unless there's a -50° wind chill

Potatoes aren't vegetables, they're a starch

Guys, that wouldn't even work, he was able to come back all the way from Britain

I almost choked on my food

Op, I think you should check if your house is up to code. I don't think that a roof is supposed to detach and reattach that easily

I like you

What if he pretended not to know on purpose just to set that up?

Before I judge if this is funny or sad, is she kind of hot/popular?

I thought hell was supposed to be really hot

Where is the buy now button when you need it?

I read this left to right and felt like that grandma at a computer meme

What is this from?

Shrek: Nonononono, dead braud off the table.
Dwarves: Well were are we supposed.to put her? The bed's taken.
Dog: Whaat?
Shrek: GET OUT OF MY SWAAAAAAAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like how the guy modeling the cat watch also has a spiky metal bracelet on the same wrist

Ah, good old flintstones

It's making fun of the NRA by combining their statement that "the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun." And their promotion of students rights to take guns to school

Through the mouth of course

Why was that guy having sex in the middle of a road?