If only

This isn't just your average everyday stupid, this is
*close up*
advanced stupid

Makes me think of the commercial where the guy keeps cutting his finger on his broken screen every time he unlocks his phone

You can't go back in time to prevent something from happening, because then you would have had no reason to go back in time in the first place.

Forget about Fez, wtf happened to Eric?

*Christmas

There is actually a community in Costa Rica called Finca Bellavista that is made entirely out of tree houses.

... What happened to those girls?

Facebook "friends"

Makes me think of Adam Sandler in the Waterboy

Where do I get this?

...I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Ich, ni, son, yon, time for school!!

Where did I put my Aloe Vera?

Haha short people

Damn it, that means that I missed three fiftieths of Goku's battle with Frieza.

Uhhh... I think I missed this episode

Scrabble also made an app

But Homo sapiens are in the animalia kingdom.

I have a teacher named Mr. Walker, and he totally missed out on the opportunity to name his son Luke Sky Walker

So much for "critical thinking" skills

Fire fighter 1: Look, that house is on fire!
Paramedic: Cool, quick take my picture in front of it.

What I want to know is if this is an actual Napoleon Bonaparte quote