The majority of the ocean remains unexplored

Wow, even the Asian thugs are over achievers

There is actually someone at my school named justice beaver

This was originally a Dr Suess quote

Wtf why is he crossing the line when he could stay a no-responsibility high schooler and ride that unicorn?

To prevent a loss of product, just find some clay and stick it to the sides until you end up rounding out 4 of the sides to make a crude cylinder that you can roll to your destination. Once you reach the destination, simply scrape off the excess clay. If they are making something with rocks then there's a chance that the clay might also be useful for something.

Damn it spell check

I feel bad because I'm the first one a lot

If you held up the grim reaper, wouldn't that also mean immortality for every one see too?

I love how they only censored the "-ing" in "fucking"

I'm not entirely sure what it is, but I think I want it

Did this once when a teacher told a kid her locker combo. I told her I was kidding, but it felt like she didn't particularly like me for the rest of the year.

Ok satan, let's take it down a notch

Sure, it was the scientists who made the cama

Aren't normal contacts painful enough?

I tried this once on smash bros 64, it actually worked pretty well

Now watch, someone from Disney is going to see this and actually make this tv series

*shakes head*