Not every man would know about you so maybe you're not all that ?

I got called a kaffir today

Are you Australian?

Dominos pizza Australia introduced icecream machines for their limited edition shakes they work by essentially hydraulic pressing large tubs of icecream so they dispense out the nozzle of the machine as soft serve one day someone replaces the bucket with a solid ice bucket and the thing exploded onto the front counters and customer tables

Freshwater glass Eel pretty cool

*Through closed mouth* mummy said tetanus vaccines are optional

We have google for that my guy

Why does this canyon smell like burnt toast

Siena

How freaking cool

Oxidised blood on the ivory

Love the aesthetic

"when I beat my kids they resent me for the rest of their lives and leave me to rot in an aged care home" how do I get them to take the beatings happily

Milly do you love me are you 18

And yet the dog still sleeps in the bed with a male best friend no less