Twitter screenshot is not a meme 3 comments
drunkduck
· 4 years ago
Not every man would know about you so maybe you're not all that ?
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Monarch Butterfly in my yard 8 comments
Gold 3 comments
drunkduck
· 4 years ago
Dominos pizza Australia introduced icecream machines for their limited edition shakes they work by essentially hydraulic pressing large tubs of icecream so they dispense out the nozzle of the machine as soft serve one day someone replaces the bucket with a solid ice bucket and the thing exploded onto the front counters and customer tables
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What's next, Meningitis parties? 20 comments
drunkduck
· 5 years ago
*Through closed mouth* mummy said tetanus vaccines are optional
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What's next, Meningitis parties? 20 comments
drunkduck
· 5 years ago
I'm glad my mother didn't vaccinate me for polio *drags body across floor*
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The difference between Nikon and Canon 3 comments
Borderline but heh 5 comments
drunkduck
· 5 years ago
Either all words and phrases are offensive or none are it's about growing thicker skin take it from me a black teen who found this funny
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Teach your children young 17 comments
drunkduck
· 5 years ago
"when I beat my kids they resent me for the rest of their lives and leave me to rot in an aged care home" how do I get them to take the beatings happily
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