I've eaten crocodile five times in the past year so i would be fucked

" I feel like you're not as open as you used to be" - once burnt you learn not to touch flames

Stripper, gripper, zipper, clipper, killer ,'zilla and of course ni-redacted

Still staying strong for NNN

Compassion over monetary gain is highly respectable

We're all depressed down here!

"Level 1 ,1" idk chief might go out on this one

Thats gotta be more than a months worth of calories

Xi is a dumb head idiot

Hella sticky cup

Childish gambino , coldplay, imagine dragons, FKJ and J Cole

Not every man would know about you so maybe you're not all that ?

I got called a kaffir today

Are you Australian?

Dominos pizza Australia introduced icecream machines for their limited edition shakes they work by essentially hydraulic pressing large tubs of icecream so they dispense out the nozzle of the machine as soft serve one day someone replaces the bucket with a solid ice bucket and the thing exploded onto the front counters and customer tables

Freshwater glass Eel pretty cool

*Through closed mouth* mummy said tetanus vaccines are optional