$1 bills? Why not an xbox wrapped in video games instead?

My cousin read this, she said that because of this, she's not a lesbian.

Tried it. Single again.

when I read this, for some reason I heard "bu dum tsss!" In my head.

A cheeseburger stabbed a cheeseburger over someone.

Just reading this gave me a buzz.

I feel less American now :(

SHIT yeah!