I saw this on reddit. He's got a medicine dropper, which is injecting air into the moth.

No keys, maybe?

A moth

so that's why a lot of Miami residents are missing hands!

I still murdered her. I felt so guilty I wanted to go to jail, so I tried to rob a bank. I didn't have any weapons on me, so I used the closest thing to me- a spoon. It ended horribly. I went back to Poland where I was sentenced to jail for 7 years. In jail, somebody asked me why I did these things, and I replied with "the dark lord told me to." And he put me on an X-Ray. They then found the bullet in my head and removed it. 10 years from all that, I still believe the dark lord told me to do all these things."

"Well, after I put the iron on my face, I tried to put myself out of my misery. I thought the bullet missed. I went to São Paulo on a business trip, and when I tried to leave, I couldn't find my gate. I was searching for DAYS. I finally made it home. After watching a few documentaries about Australia, I knew I had to go. I was afraid of flying after the São Paulo incident, and I couldn't afford a boat. I did, however, have a small raft. I didn't understand that just because the maps don't move. Doesn't mean the real ocean would be as wavy as it is. I
eventually did end up in Australia, only to shock my penis after accidentally urinating on the third rail at the train station. I found my wife there, whom I presumed to be dead. I shot her, only to do the same thing I did, which being not hitting anything vital in the brain. I did not know that she was only in a small coma. I had tried burying her, only for her to snap back just as I was lowering her into the ground. Out of fright,

Like if you read Twilight, your brain's going to turn to shit!

Sandmen

Hour*

And tear out his finger nails one by one with pliers

Stevie wonder didn't, though.

Yeah

*first-grader* HEY DO YOU LIKE GUMMY BEARS? *you* yeah! I love them! *first-grader* THEN WHY DONT YOU MARRY THEM HUERHUERHUERHUERHUER

Not very obscure, but yeah!

:)

Yes I love you so much