Photoshopping Skeletor 5 comments
e · 3 years ago
I think he has a funny bone in him
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I wish I had these when my wife was pregnant 8 comments
e · 3 years ago
Now I'm imagining a song about the cum man to the tune of Scatman by Scatman John
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Mushy neurological Guanaco 26 comments
e · 3 years ago
Cocaine
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brain 7 comments
e · 3 years ago
Urethra
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Zero Context #9 - It's Better than Euroing or Dollaring, I hear 5 comments
e · 3 years ago
Gotta get that batlube from the utility belt
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Back when this was the hardest decision you had to make 8 comments
e · 3 years ago
Fouth to the left, five down
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Thunder is a bop tho 1 comments
e · 3 years ago
I'm a bit of an Imagine Dragons apologist, but even I've got to admit that Thunder is the exact opposite of a bop
I build unnecessary products and today I created The Gator Briefs! 6 comments
e · 3 years ago
I mean, there are holes in the front if my erection is too big for the Croc Jock
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Have you thought about a masters program? 1 comments
e · 3 years ago
Imagine getting a degree in Egyptology. You work so hard in school, only to realize that, in the real world, there's no demand for your job. So you climb the ladder of academia, get a PhD, and teach other people to learn Egyptology so they too will take the exact same path as you. In doing so, your Egyptology degree will become a pyramid scheme.
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Damn, I'm gay. 10 comments
e · 3 years ago
Honestly, if you think about it, women are feminine, and femininity is gay. Therefore, if you fuck a girl, you're saying you love femininity, which makes you gay. As such, the straightest thing to do is to only fuck guys
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I build unnecessary products and today I created The Gator Briefs! 6 comments
e · 3 years ago
Stop, I can only get so erect
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Jus as I hough hings couldn’ ge any worse 7 comments
e · 3 years ago
We need a little controvers@e
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Froggo Fun #404 - Error: Post Not Found 2 comments
e · 3 years ago
Petition to make this the new 404 error for this site
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No need to elaborate further Chad 3 comments
e · 3 years ago
The Greeks did the Emu war first
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Statement cannot be unlearned. 8 comments
e · 3 years ago
Is there a gas called shampfart?
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Ovuvuevuevue enyetuenwuevue ugbemugbem osas 5 comments
e · 3 years ago
Oh no
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Crowd saves would-be bridge jumper 4 comments
e · 3 years ago
That's how you restore his will to live
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Speedrun challenge 4 comments
e · 3 years ago
I'd say the sloth comes from the fact that it's "all you do," indicating you are very unproductive in your day to day life. I'm unsure about the pride tho.
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Eat the... Whatever the hell that is 5 comments
e · 3 years ago
Dry bugs are fine to eat, but they don't have the flavor or the nice meaty substance that wet bugs do. That's why we prefer them.
Eat the... Whatever the hell that is 5 comments
e · 3 years ago
Dry bugs are fine to eat, but they don't have the flavor or the nice meaty substance that wet bugs do. That's why we prefer them.
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Some Swedish animal names translated literary 2 comments
e · 3 years ago
People refer to me as the Scrotum Devil
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The world is not ready for this amount of power 6 comments
e · 3 years ago
Please post more content like this, I need some high quality fap material like this
The world is not ready for this amount of power 6 comments
e · 3 years ago
Please post more content like this, I need some high quality fap material like this
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Bush 9 comments
e · 3 years ago
Bruh I'm pretty sure this is literally just a shitpost
Thank god 3 comments
e · 3 years ago
The Space Force
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