We all have that one account somewhere that we dare not log out of as we know we will never be able to get back in

That's usually how planes work.. Though not always necessarily those two exact countries.
-=-=The more you know

I'm going to have to phone a friend

I then becomes the struggle of "what words can I understand" instead of "which ones can I not understand"

He might be skelliac

You know his name, not his story!.. Oh wait, you don't know his name either? Oh, okay, well, his name was Alberto

What if your pet is a robot-dinosaur-potted plant-mobile?

As far as I knew you did that everywhere

A rather magnificent cock

I know, right. But I also hate ***** *** ******* ********** ***** ****** ** ****** ****** and that's why the Mexican government refuses to act!

A story we can all relate to

Officer! There's a man shooting up a coffee shop full of civilians on 22nd street!
"Alright, give me a brief description and I'll be on my way"
Average build, male, 6 foot approximately, speaks in a heavy Swedish acce--
"He speaks in an accent? Let him go, son. He's a brave, brave man"

If you disagree the Gestapo will be at your door