Chefs love whisk-ey

I will now attempt to describe these images
1: some kid playing piano with some crazy ass fish
2: the devil playing volcano drum music
3: sad violin song of imminent spider death
4: when your instrument is actually a giant bubble blower
5: The Death Star from VI swings over a woman who thinks a beach at low tide is a good place for a party
6: Cthulhu lures in swans

I loved his work for the Untouchables

Okay, yeah, but which one is William West?

And then there's Irish...

I now know how to survive these deadly interactions

Now we wait for SlamDunkey

I'm half convinced that in one week the population of the Internet will just start pretending he never won. They'll erase any evidence from history, there will be a great purge of those who speak up against them, saying that they watched as Leo received his Oscar. But their screams will fall upon deaf ears, for the people will believe the lie. They will be led to believe the lie. The meme will rise again...

Oscar won a Leo

As a guy I'm pretty much the same, other than making an effort to talk to them now and then

Maybe it was a convoluted ruse in an attempt to use your emotions against you and get free food. You know 8 year olds, they're like spies but without the dapper suits

Well, I don't have a date.. But hell, I'll do some of these alone

I don't know if you live with anyone else, but you could be on 'thin ice' with them!

It's because the Italian word for "90" has absolutely no relevance to the Italian word for "55" and they just wanted to screw over Italian tourists. Trust me, guys, I'm an expert

Chuck Norris apparently owns a jacket that is more zip than jacket. Because as we all know the more zips you have on your jacket the cooler you are

Bert then realised they shared more in common than he first believed

A common mistake