Hello, Desmond

Once I actually went and corrected them

Same as Liam Neeson.. I admit a lot of his more recent films *cough*takenseries*cough* aren't exactly "Oscar-worthy", but some of his films certainly were

Jason M is our one true hero

If it was Tesco the horse would be on his knees

The Alchemist is an amazing book

I admit to arming the tree..

Llamas look like the wise old elders of the tribe, and alpacas the new and young tribesmen

Works well enough with the Irish national anthem

As an Irishman (who funnily enough was not proposed to) I approve this post

Maybe she's born with it
Maybe it's a terrible workplace accident

"All passengers seats A2 through to K4 on flight EY2347 your flight is drastically overbooked. You see, normally we might upgrade a few of you to first class or tell you to catch the next plane, but hell, I want some bloodshed. Meet in duty free with a weapon of your choice"