*Fell from horse in war*
Ah Jesus, I've had a bit of a fall lads, give me a hand up?
"Of course, general!"
Thank you, lads, that was a close call, we were under heavy enemy fire. Now, we'll make our war to the barracks and tell colonel d--
"No way, sir. I'm sorry, you know the rules. You fall off the horse and you're no longer fit for our society"

On the bright side a long-sighted student could copy answers from the kid in the next classroom

When winter sets in on the Wehrmacht during operation Barbarossa

"Do I get the money when I get out though?"

How about a dog fighting a lobster with a spork? Seen that?

...and I still haven't seen either

Saint James Gate...

I know, mine usually sounds like Adolf Hitler at his Nuremburg rally in 1938

When you get a message of confirmation from the hitman you hired and he's telling you the job went down perfectly with no way for the authorities to trace it back to you

By the 29th of April 1945 Adolf Hitler realised his April Fools joke had gone way too far

This post makes me oddly happy

He's the man who found the holy grail, he's the man who made the kessel run in 12 parsecs, he's the man who killed Sean Bean with an anchor, he's the fugitive, he's a bladerunner, he's saving a hiker. What a man

Lá Fhéile Pádraig!

Why do you love me?
"It depends on what the water is kept in really, I mean, keep it in glass and it should stay with a reasonably crisp taste (if kept at the right temperature) but if you keep it in metal it will get that metallic taste in your mouth. Plastic can be hit and miss really, some will leave a noticeable aftertaste whereas others will leave almost none"

"Well, officer, you see, it's not really a car.."

A post by Hideo Kojima