Looks like that sister was a monkey

Flight!

That man gon fuck a pup

Since when is strength a skill

Apparently I have a couple kids running around out there that I don't know about

What does this even mean

wait is that not what sex is

Melon

Who the fuck cremates their pet in the morning? That's an afternoon activity at the very least

Or it's a very large cat

Is the picture supposed to be them saying that? Or examples of the situation?
???

I feel like if I like this I'll be added to some sort of list

About two years ago when talking about embarrassing first kisses, I spontaneously recalled my preschool teacher kissing me on the mouth when I was about four. I was skeptical (I know people sometimes misremember and it seemed surreal) so I looked her up and she's in jail for pedophilia. Multiple counts.
So...yeah

Ambisextrous

What movie/show?

This looked like a turn based RPG for a moment

GENIUS

My mother who passed away last year

Fuck, and here I thought I was watching a real live cat girl