Edgar

edgar


— Edgar Report User
The rumble 2 comments
edgar · 7 years ago
That feeling is literally so relaxing tho...
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If humans evolved from monkeys and apes, then why there are still monkeys and apes? 15 comments
edgar · 7 years ago
Some people just want to watch the world learn....
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"Moonburn" 4 comments
edgar · 7 years ago
Holy shit discount Quicksilver
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Sleep tight pupper 63 comments
edgar · 7 years ago
SLEEP TIGHT PUPPER
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You're not wrong, you're just an asshole 44 comments
edgar · 7 years ago
The first text is painful but the second is fucking heartless
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Wonder woman and super man compared 18 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
Don't both their fighting styles rely on their powers? Wonder woman's swords and the like wouldn't be effective without her ability to fly or deflect bullets with her braclets (sub point, her ability to fly is actually her clothing I think)
But for both of them, their usefullness is their overwhelming strength.
Superman knows how to coordinate the Justice League while Wonder Woman can coordinate a group of superpowered Greek women stuck in the stone age. Neither would listen to them if they lost their abilities.
My point being, if they lost their powers, any mugger would easily be able to kill them.
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noobs 6 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
At 13 I was getting the shit beaten out of me by thatswhatshesaid and hood
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Strength training 6 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
Is that One Punch Man?
Yarr! 5 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
Ah, thank you.
Yarr! 5 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
Whazzat?
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First joke 4 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
This joke can go two ways....
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The more you know 20 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
Not hard. Just one person per day for almost a full year!
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Good quotes 7 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
Totally agree. Masks (physical and otherwise) are huge in stories. Peter Parker, awkward nerd, was able to become the wise cracking and confident Spider-Man because had the freedom to that he normally didnt with people who could only see him as Peter. So when he puts on the mask, he's free to be himself without worry.
We WANT that freedom, but we assume we'd be heroes. In reality, it'd be Purge Time
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Good quotes 7 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
In the philosophical sense, neither is more terrifying, because they must depend on one another. The true face is useless without a mask because no one person can get close to another without the mask, because a person's true face is too raw, too vulnerable. People can't interact, can't EXIST without masks. And the mask, like you said, is a comforting lie, so by itself it's harmless. To fear either without the other is foolish, only together are they dangerous.
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Good quotes 7 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
Yeah, but if someone is wearing a mask at night you're going to get murdered.
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Creepy makeup 13 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
Holy shit that is awesome!
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He is a true gentleman, faith in humanity restored 9 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
Legendary
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Gotta stay on track with the bad puns 1 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
YES
GLORIOUS PUNS
THIS MAKES MY DAY SO MUCH BETTER
THANK YOU
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Paradigm, Ennui, Colonel... 8 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
its also weird how thats frowned upon. I do this all the time and its normally what people go to when they make fun of me, so its like "yeah sorry I dont know how to pronounce 'dissident' but you don't know what it means"
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Certainly, undoubtedly, absolutely 14 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
technically true, the best kind of true
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Danger 1 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
i keep doing this and my mom died like 2 months ago
Exactly 29 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
Seriously, if we could solve drug issues by killing drug dealers or people who take drugs, drug issues would have stopped a long time ago
Friendly reminder of how awesome Iceland is 18 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
From what I've heard, the seats didn't cost anything, you just had to call in and reserve one, so he didn't get any money or listeners
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What would you see in the mirror of desire? 65 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
Myself making breakfast for my kids
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Finally a mental condition you can glorify 8 comments
edgar · 8 years ago
I think that makes his character worse. He didn't work for his skills, he was just born with it