Next time you want to fuck a didgeridoo, didgeridon't

Read that as "insatiable" at first

She's beauty
She's grace
She'll fall down on her face

The power that bisexuals contain is frightening

It took him nearly seven minutes to say the n-word?

I’m not going to beat the shit out of kids

So when Naruto uses “sage mode”...

Yes whatever that is, I'll take that

Looks awesome! That's a pretty nice earing too

Aw, how wholseso- wait nevermind

Where did his coffee go

what tf is that title

Why do we even need tanks when we have this man and his karate expertise

I am HERE for this kind of sword commentary

Also, kids with bad eyesight would naturally sit closer so that they could see better, so when those kids eventually got told they needed glasses, parents went "it was the TV!"

Mm, bananas

When you're gay, but don't want to use Grindr

Holy shit

Personally I try to only experiment if I have extra cash, because if I buy something and hate it then it’s a waste of money

WHY IS THIS FLIPPED

"the professor is talking about STDs. your math class if very strange"
Laughed super hard, 10/10 very accurate

Is he wearing a tunic?