Me and my murder crew 2 comments
edgar
· 5 years ago
You forgot “steal some shiny shit”
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Oooh mama! 3 comments
edgar
· 5 years ago
I normally like to cut people some slack about driving but goddamn what an asshole
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Ask *** :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D 26 comments
edgar
· 5 years ago
Well I'm in my underwear right now, so I think I'd probably be ruining my cousin's bar mitvah
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Cats are the gods of hell 1 comments
Obviously only for 90's kids 31 comments
edgar
· 5 years ago
Well, I'd be a toddler for a while, but with the mind of an adult, so I'd probably be an assassin for the mafia. But poison or something on my forehead so that when politicians kiss me they die.
And invest in Apple, I guess, if babies can invest.
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And invest in Apple, I guess, if babies can invest.
title 29 comments
edgar
· 5 years ago
Fool, it's not oak nuggins, it's oak NUGGETS. The kind that you harvest from oak bushes. It's all simple courtesy.
Give them British accents 6 comments
edgar
· 5 years ago
Fun Fact: They were apparently THIS CLOSE to having the Wakandans in Black Panther speak with British accents
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Greatest country in the world 9 comments
edgar
· 5 years ago
My personal theory is that the original Wesley Trueblood (this man's father) was told that his name was simply too much, it's essence too powerful, so he legally changed his name to Wesley Trueblood junior. Thus, when his son was born, he didn't want to explain the full situation, so he just called his son Wesley Trueblood III.
Either that or his First name is Wesley, his middle name is Trueblood, and his last name is III
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Either that or his First name is Wesley, his middle name is Trueblood, and his last name is III
X-Ray of a Human Swallowing 6 comments
edgar
· 5 years ago
Isn't this from Limitless when Brian/Eddie/Rebecca takes NZT for the first time?
