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Tumblr Oreos 22 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
Oreo-substance has arrived. I've seen like six Oreo posts after scrolling through here for 20 minutes
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Interesting cat facts 19 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
You know how an Egyptian person would refer to a Mau kitten as? A Kit-Cat!
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Rock, paper, lesbians? 7 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
Lesbians over brains and brawn over lesbians
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The problem with girls 8 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
Where's the witch? because Peter's gonna need some ice for that burn!
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Pizza and org*sms 15 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
If you don't know what it means than I can tell you to go ask your mom or dad depending on your gender without the possibility of you not living with them.
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How will your tattoo's look at 80? 4 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
he doesn't need a shirt.
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chop chop f*cker 11 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
I really want to say reflect bright, but I don't want to be THAT guy.
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And now you shall cringe 32 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
I was standing in line and some piece of shit landed on my eye stung me. When I went to go rinse it some douche took my place in line.
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And now you shall cringe 32 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
I once got stung on my eye
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I celebrate it everyday 10 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
I must say, that's the most perfectly scooped sherbert i've ever seen.
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Protest fail 3 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
boom. headshot. or in this case, boom. threatening missile shot.
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You kinda like him 30 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
yeah, we do. he's a cool guy
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My exact reaction 15 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
Yeah. I liked Donna because she was funny and confident, but Martha just didn't rub me the right way. Rose was my favorite
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Friend told me to use this next time I meet a girl 10 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
I love both.
CaSh. A superpower after all 4 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
THANK YOU. Finally somebody gets it
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Friend told me to use this next time I meet a girl 10 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
I would be god damn flattered because i'm being called beautiful and I love burgers.
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My exact reaction 15 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
I forgot how much I missed Rose.
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Puff is not f*cking around 10 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
Not AGAIN
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Boys become men when 12 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
I know for a fact i'm not the only one who sang that list in my head.
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Canada vs. America 2 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
Oh come on now, that's not fair, that second guy's a douche no matter what country you're in
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Lifting advice from Hugh Jackman 8 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
dem gecko shoes
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Dad jokes 4 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
My dad used to make the exact same joke except he would say: my name is thirsty
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Celebs who don't age 32 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
i know it's terrible for them right? They thought when they aged backwards they'd look younger but nothing really changed for them
Kids back then 26 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
Really? i heard they were drunk and on cocaine. Unless being stoned counts for all drugs, because I thought it was just marijuana
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He started crying 11 comments
eguava99 · 10 years ago
poor boss