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Allergic to excercise 13 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

I think I am to.

Those damn flies 5 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

I always thought as a kid that they were rubbing their hands together like they were about to dine on a fancy dinner

12 Celebrities that don't seem to age 25 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

Patrick Stewart's age immortality goes way back than 2001. It goes back to even Star Trek. Just look at his why the fuck? meme.

Photogenic banana 17 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

My god, those potassium levels are so hot.

I did not read that right 11 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

I feel like this has double meaning even if you do read it the right way.

NOPE. Get all the flamethrowers 24 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

Um, this isn't to anyone of you guys commenting specifically but the comment I previously made was supposed to be a reply to the first person who commented, not the comment right above me. But I can only reply to the chain of replies, not a specific one, so... Sorry, my bad. I do know what a mammogram is.

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NOPE. Get all the flamethrowers 24 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

umm, do you mean mammogram?

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Rainbow puking guy 8 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

You making Spock puke rainbows is highly illogical.

Awesome painting! 2 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

Finger painting level over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Problem 4 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

why is batman watching Adventure time? and if so, where's jake?

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Knees 10 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

They definitely do, I studied them in school for an assignment a few years ago.

Knees 10 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

Yes. Penguins do in fact have knees, you may sleep in peace

The fat and furious 8 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

Hey, don't get me wrong, I love reg. Coke! But my easily obtainable flab doesn't ...or my thighs, or my guilt

The fat and furious 8 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

It should probably be the other way around. The people who drink diet coke are probably watching their body more and are in better shape and faster than the ones with regular coke.

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I like it better this way 4 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

Hate me all you want, I like it better the first way.

Fun game to try 146 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

I was Red, Norvo, a jazz composer who helped establish the xylophone and the marimba, but I don't even like jazz.

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Human versions of social media sites 29 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

I kinda like twitter

this is just a normal Mcdonalds burger right? it's over 14 years old 12 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

that's the power of mcdonalds preservatives

What's your elf name? 91 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

Squeezy McJingles

I made this 2 years ago... Can be funny! 270 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

I stabbed a girl because i'm weird

Funsubstance History 49 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

Hey, I made it in second of one of the things on the list. Good for me. That's the biggest accomplishment for me this year since I started moving my computer closer to the front door

Interesting experiment 19 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

I think the experiment was that they put out two types of corns and saw which one was aten more by the birds. And organic corn was better than GMO corn. I don't know, at least what I think happened

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Time accuracy 5 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

The time is NOW

When someone uses a joke they got off FS and claims they "came up with it" 8 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

yep, the word FunSubstance as a whole took up too much room

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this is just a normal Mcdonalds burger right? it's over 14 years old 12 comments

eguava99 · 11 years ago

well, it's a burger, not a cheesburger, so it never had any cheese, and the rest rotted away