I died when I saw those glasses.

You do realize that they also make you by a specific ticket for a specific ride right? And that those tickets also cost money for each one. So you go into the park with that ticket to get in, and then a big handful of other tickets so you can ride stuff.

oh nooo, not fuck you at all! In fact to show it, we'd like to invite you to a wedding! There's gonna be food, dancing, it'll be a night to remember! (This is a joke by the way, I really don't mind that you do)

This reminds me of that show Totally Spies. Though no girls made out, they just did spy stuff

She turns around and there's Arnold Schwarzenegger and he's all like: You think this is a mother fucking game?

Wow, a letter from the President and his wife, an autographed picture from mickey and Minny Mouse, wishing you luck on your marriage, and a freaking button. You better make that marriage LAST.

Hey it's a double rainbow!

Best. Grandma. EVER.

Doesn't africa kinda do the same thing? I mean not use a tortilla but tear off a bit of this yellow spongy bread and use it to pick up pieces of saucy food? Sorry if I sound like an unworldly idiot, but i just kinda wonder.

i've done that once before. It's not because we genuinely wonder if you have a bathroom. It's more over a default thing that comes out to ask where the bathroom is.

You're probably right ...Starts crying and slowly starts eating a candy bar.

In the second grade my teacher would let us watch one once a week, and when I saw that logo up on that roll out screen thing that teachers use I would get SO exited.

My cat does that to my ipad

Mine is just blue. i used to use it as my curtain when the real curtain broke.

I know that feel

That rat bastard! All these years... I got my mouth all cut up from his cereal! I thought it was worth it!

Emma Watson and Emma Stone have freckles, and they're both beautiful.

her swimsuit is fruit themed but there's a pumpkin on it and pumpkin is a squash!

I don't think they would've unless its name was "Kake"

Those are some serious donuts! *looks away from Dunkin Donuts shop* HEY LOOK AT THAT CAR!

The thing is the type of glasses that are presented my head (round) are the kind I wear all the time, but I look terrible in Aviators.

I love how Billy's just hopping up and down, cheering