So he was in Hooters all along. Just sitting there ... eating shitty buffalo wings and onion rings

that first one is in Justin Bieber's house. He doesn't deserve a hot tub like that

mother of memories

what is this? a BBQ for ants?

Looks like Kim Kardashian has something to tell us

I'm very conflicted between the Superman vs. Batman movie because Batman is my no.1 and Superman is my no.2 favorite superheroes

I'm pretty sure I see it but i see many diiferent devl faces that could be it so i'm not sure

I saw it. Only it was empty except for a little puddle filled with dead leaves. And I was only allowed to see it through a window

Yep, that's me alright. I was once told I have hagrid hair.

I don't have a kettle but I have a water heater thing. It's like a crock pot kettle

Sarah was a bitch, but Kevin was the biggest asshole on the block.

She was famous, beautiful, struggled with her life career wise, and with her relationships, and she's dead. That's all teenage girls need to look up to.

I imagine the belt is saying, Pants, we want to hold you up, but you have to help us help you.

It looks like you're writing Kwrn

More than an open soda on a hot day

I would do the same thing I try to do every day, only not as discreetly ...TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.