Its LAPras. (I had to)

What if he was so high he heard knocking on the door so he opened it and got rekt.

I found a chocolate egg one week after easter. I found it by accidently sitting on it.

I love the rain. We don't get much here though because its very hot where I live, but I hate when its hot and its raining its like sweat.

And what?

I shove my pencils all the way through the eraser

That username though

What about the germanwings plane crash? Over 130 people died because the co pilot wanted to commit suicide.

my birthday was the day after FS' birthday

my mum uses these as a sewing supply box. Gets me every time.

I've been on a ride like that. Going up 90 degrees sucked all I could see was the sun, going down was my favourite part of the whole ride!

I drew a picture of him it was pretty good. He looked like he was gonna murder someone

Seen this post like 5 times.

What about malaria? that kills heaps of people a year.

Very poor photo editing.

I made crossbows and swords out of these, my brother helped me make them.

My friends always make drug jokes when my other friends are speaking their parents.

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