If pokemon were real, I would never leave the house.

A flower fairy unicorn princess. Or a Teacher.

So I'm a Scientist!

WHOOO freedom, we also have hovercrafts... I sound like a dick don't I. WELL aMERICANS CAN SOUND LIKE DICKS WITH THERE FREEDOM STUFF AND WE ARE BETTER THEN THEM SO WHO CARES. Sorry didn't mean to have it on capslock

WHOOOOOOOOO I always knew we were better, maybe it's because we re so free we decided to append our free time learning how to spell,

of I have a kid and they stuff up majorly, i'll say dont worry, it's like 2013, we don't talk about it. It never happened. We will never spesk of this.

My is 9 months from the new year

first thought- Bishmilla no

we have 5

I need this, this is what I use my pillow for normally. But sometimes I pretend it has a face.

This happened to my nan in nearly all of her jobs, except with sports

I can say this 99% true, even if i'm san evangelical Christian doesn't mean i'm a d*ck. I don't believe in evolution... it is a THEROY.

Confession bear time- I don't actually like the harry potter books, the movies are ok but I love the actors :(

I would break don in tear and start hyperventilating and when they come over to comfort me I would have a nervous breakdown.

my nans dog sits with it's butt pushed up against the heater, like with his legs doing a werid splits thing.

One of my closest friends is also really close with my crush/bff and he keeps talking about how we should get together and I think this and I'd now I'll probably start laughing because I'm thinking about this movie

Yes, and most of the time Australia and New Zealand are burning up.

You fight her with a weird mermaid, she'll give in straight away since it makes her think about Starbucks.

I'm sitting here reading this and my glasses slip down my nose when it does in the comic push them up continue reading ad yet again they slip down FML. My life is the comic strip.